Now that we're beyond midway into SoBo's most popular fest, here are a few expert tips to help you enjoy it to the fullest...
LOOK BOOK: First things first. Pick up the schedule from the help desk outside Max Mueller Bhawan. Yes, it's all available online and you're already so loaded up with your DSLR and iPad and selfie stick. But note that Internet connectivity has failed quite often on a number of gadgets in the area over the last few days. I saw scads of people walking around with lost looks, circling around the same art installations again and again like they were in a nightmare! Considering one involved cladding an Ambassador car in what looked like the white llama fur, I wouldn't blame them. But yes, bring the book, low-tech as it may seem.
SECRET PASSAGE: The best stories have a way of getting from place to place in a mysterious, magical way. Well, believe it or not, KGAF 2015 has that too! Head to the tall double gates next to the Max Mueller Bhawan entrance, get frisked by cops, pat some friendly singing cats, tiptoe past the sleeping fairies (you'll see the sign!) and voila, you're suddenly in a garden you didn't know existed! Well, not in this dimension at least. It's the patch of lawn between the Chhatrapati Shivaji Sangrahalaya's bhojanalaya (the Museum Café, for the uninitiated) and the Coomaraswamy Hall. Some super creative art work by the city's school kids is showcased here. Also head this way if you want to buy some great Madhubani craft, catch the puppet show (outdoors) or watch a film (inside Coomaraswamy Hall).
SEAT FEAT: Watching a movie in a makeshift hall at the fest? If you aren't able to get there early enough to be so much in front that your eyeballs run the risk of grazing the screen, follow my advice. Get there late. Yes. You heard me. Get there a few minutes AFTER the film has started. Find a spare chair right at the back. With minimum noise and fuss, lift it up and place it in the centre of the hall, where there is usually a narrow aisle created between the chairs. No heads coming in between you and cinematic joy. This way, you can literally, have the best seat in the house! Of course, this won't work if someone else has read this blog and got there a nanosecond before you. And if there are others who want to be in the aisle clear as well. In either case, you could use the opportunity to make a political statement. Left of centre if you're attending KGAF for the art and the free events. Right of centre if you're one of the sponsors.
GET SWAYED: This one is for all those bemoaning the loss of Joss at Kala Ghoda... Just for this week, Royal Oak Banquets serves up just as delicious a coconutty kaukswey as you used to have at the original Joss. And at the most affordable rates too. Insider's tip: Request the men at the counter to pack it in a takeaway container for you. The sturdy boxes are much easier to eat out of than the paper cups they serve eating-heres.